Let's go firebomb something.

I had to buy a goddamn new motherboard for my piece of shit Dell computer then have to pay for someone to replace it. I tried to play Warcraft II, which I played way back when right before Shirley and the boys released Garbage the self titled classic, but of course that doesn't work on my father's laptop for some reason. It requires nothing and could be played on some rickety ancient piece of shit but it crashes on my Windows XP Dell brand new laptop. It said my cd was corrupt and couldn't install the files properly. Since Blizzard doesn't sell it anymore, I had to go to Amazon.com to find it. Now it installs but when it tests the music, nothing happens even though it says device detected. The when it runs, it crashes to the desktop. You may go fuck yourself laptop. You may go fuckself, Michael Dell. You may go fuck yourself, Bill Gates. You may go fuck yourself, Microsoft. You may go fuck yourself, idiotic Dell technical support. You may go fuck yourself, Windows. On a plus note, I found a bunch of really nice Shirley pictures that I bought on ebay which I can then pleasure myself to. I then found a website where I can really nice posters of Shirley and even a new mousepad of her. Go to iceposter.com and search her name. Or anyone else for that matter.