WHERE'S MY COMPUTER?! I WANT IT! IT'S MINE!

If my hard drive went to the shitter, then that means all my Shirley pictures and Garbage stuff is gone. Not to mention all my word documents, computer games, porno, movies, videos, saved internet websites, songs all gone. So everyone pray to whatever entity you believe in, God, Buddha, the Force, Xenu, Satan, whatever for the safe health of my hard drive. I will then sell my soul to this entity for the deleted footage of Natalie Portman naked in "Closer". Kthxbye.

I was not doped up during my horrible ear infection. My mind usually just rambles like this, so what you see is what you get. In therapy, I practice free association. So whatever comes to the surface, I decide to type. Usually I think about shit like Shirley in her short skirts, what the future will hold for my life ( world famous director? Making f-grade action films with Tonya Harding? Being a clinical social worker? Picking up dog shit for a living if my f-grade action films don't get popular in Malaysia?), will my girlfriend be flesh and blood or an android, and finally totally having to come to terms with the fact if I had to choice between the Jedi Order and having lots of sex with Miss Portman, like red lightsaber here I come. You now have a glimpse into my brain. Have fun psychoanalyzing what I just wrote.

I think Mel Gibson doesn't like Jewish people.

Edit-I totally forgot about this weird dream I had about Shirley. I met her when she performed her solo show tour, but it was at my old catholic grade school. She had her short blonde hair, not red. My mom says people with red hair and who are famous denotes sadness. I wonder if I sort of am reaching the point where I am happy and not bound by my old self anymore. Anyway, she signed something for me and was really nice to me. It was nice. It was very vivid and colorful, so it stuck with me when I woke up. I usually always dream of Shirley with her red hair. (Yes, I dream of her a lot and no she isn't always naked.)

Lastly, do you guys think it be worth mailing a copy of my short film to Smart? I was thinking of printing out that pic of Shirley when she judged that music contest with the sign that says "Without a doubt" and paste it on there since on the cover of the dvd I labeled it as "Halloween IX-The Revenge of a Stupid Girl" A Shitty Film by: Shaun Quinn.