Random Useless Facts/Statements:Epsiode II (OMG O NOESZLOL!@l!@13L5425654Y 74)

Scientists recently discovered the Gates of Heaven are located in the fiery chasm in between Shirley Manson's legs.

My monitor broke and I had to buy a new one.

It's a pretty flat screen one that now shows female's body parts in astounding resolution.

The above picture is sort of turning me on.

Duke Erikson and Steve Marker challenged Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel to a Badass Showdown. When Norris and Diesel showed up, they could not take the badassness of Duke and Steve. They then proceeded to explode in millions of pieces. Duke and Steve stayed around though. Norris and Diesel then exploded again, into billions of pieces.

After World War III and the Eugenics Wars of 1996 Earth that left the entire planet decimated with close to a billion dead, the first warp ship was built and the first flight conducted. First contact with an alien species occured in 2063, altering the history of Earth forever.

This blog entry is still entirely pointless and you really need to go outside.

For the World of Warcraft expansion, the new Blood Elf race's dance moves are modeled after the Napoleon Dynamite film.