Id Rather be Having Sex With Shirley Manson but Instead Im Writing In This Blog.

You cant always do what you want to do. Which sucks of course. There are numerous reasons why:
1.) (And this may be a pretty big one) She doesn't know I exist on this planet.
2.) Uh...well yeah that pretty much sums it up big time. Anyway, Im on Spring break. I must use the time wisely though and not mold by the computer. My brother's assprint is permanently engraved on this seat as I speak. I had a cold so I haven't been able to exercise but these pics of the Queen is getting the blood flowing. BOOYA. So if its true that we have an eternal spirit and reincarnate when this life ends what would wish to become in the next life? I have many choices.
1.) Shirley Manson's panties. (Shirley doesn't always wear bras!)
2.) Laura Prepon's bra.
3.) George Lucas. (Im a genius and fucking rich!)
4.) Me. (WTF?)