Explanations and 12 Year Old Lingo (ex. OMG WTF LOLZ!@!@!)

Ok I try to just throw in some 12 year old lingo that I must try to understand when I play World of Warcraft for Lukey since she enjoys OMG WTF LOL. My brother now instead of telling me to shut the fuck up just says STFU, just saying the letters. This is how bad it has gotten. WTFPWN means in little brother speak that you clocked the hell out of someone and owned them. Some people say WTFBBQPWNED. Thats what I was doing with my friend, we are both level 60 and we took on level 12's cause we are brave and honorable Paladins. The other players were stupid enough to allow player vs. player combat to be allowed hence we killed them in one hit of the mace. The last thing I mentioned was the film Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers original cut was deemed too "dark" so it was reshot and reedited and turned into a big pile of horseshit. I was able to see the original version of the film which I really enjoyed and not really cant stand to watch the theatrical version. Ok. GTFO. (hehe....)

For Lukey:
HAEL NUB! (heal noob- meaning for a healing class to heal the injured player that some asshole whispers you when you dont heal fast enough)
ZOMG WTF LOL! (a variation of oh my god what the fuck laugh out loud!)

My brother created a black gnome with pink hair and beard and named him "OMGWTFLOLZ".
So that character is in honor of Lukey.