"Homogenized?...No Way....I Like the Ladies"-Tauren Male

Greetings from the land of uh..New York. It is very hot here and my threadmill broke. Hence, I must now take walks in the fucking heat in order to keep fit and not eat hot dogs and potato chips everyday, becoming a Jabba the Hutt monstrosity. Wait...where do girls pee out of Kelly?!?!?!??! I MUST KNOW! NOW!

Anyway, I think I did well for the most part in school. I got a B+ in one class and hopefully A+ in all the others. I cut one class on Tuesday night for my psych class in order to go to a hockey game with my Dad and the evil bitch teacher proceeded to tell everyone that our midterm would be designed so that a 12 year old could pass it. Of course, the next week, its nothing but essays. Its like OMGWTF TOTALLY!!! NUT FAIRD!!!! L;LOLOLOLOL!!!!@1212121

I finished my independent research project for my Professor which ended up being 50 pages long. Its an epic bold masterpiece that you can read on the toilet and if it sucks, makes good toilet paper at the same time. That alone should give me an A+. ROFL!@!@!@!11

On a side note, while playing World of Warcraft, I noticed two female characters named Deadkelli (Undead) and Lukey (Tauren). You guys not telling me something?