Happy Birthday to Me.

Today is my birthday. I turned 25 at 12:56 A.M. It was on this date, 25 years ago, that my Mommy and Daddy experienced their mid-life crisis. For my birthday, my Mom remembered to wish me happy birthday and our cat, Jody, did too. She said, "Say hello to Shaun!" At which point Jody said, "MEOW!" So my cat remembers too. My birthday so far has consisted of me power washing our deck in order for it to be repainted. I AM HAVING A FUCKING BLAST SO FAR ITS LIKE HOLY SHIT. Anyway, I got presents yesterday, got all the Next Generation Trek films on Dvd to complete my Trek movie collection, plus got a Star Wars comic companion book which should really help impressing the ladies. Chocolate cake makes me sick now so, uh yeah thats all there is to say about that. To celebrate my birthday, someone should either clone or fix a love potion for me in order to have the women you see above and below you. Thank you.