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Friday, July 21, 2006

It feels weird not having any pictures to post. :(

Dad frowns on downloading porno on his computer. Something about how, "I don't want my computer to get all fucked up". I have no idea what he is talking about....

So the computer guy (that's his real name I think) was supposed to come to my house to attempt a resolution to my problem when he calls and says he can't find his Windows XP cd. So now I am stealing my progenitor's laptop in the hope he won't wake up and scream,"Where is my laptop?!?" while his eyes turn red and he starts shooting out Sith Lightning. Help! I have no defense to this, Jedi can't conjure lightning!!!!

Anyway, I am thinking of getting tickets for that thing in Atlantic City on August 11. It would have been cool if I had the shore house in Long Beach Island but we had to sell it after my Grandpa died. So it will be a three hour ride there, but you can still get really good tickets. I checked. Are any of you guys thinking of making the trek to the state that has produced 3 Stanley Cup Champion hockey teams, Laura Prepon, and the home of the Sopranos? Plus producing the Fluke-man? My sister wants to go, why I don't know. Perhaps due to extreme boredom with life. Anyway, it would be really cool if some of you were going. I'll be wearing my white Garbage shirt with either my white Devil hat or my black Vader hat.

5 Comments:

Blogger That's what she said...

I won't be going. :( That should be a lot of fun for you, though! I say you print that Shirley-Yoda picture and blow it up for her. She's appreciate it, I'm sure...

8:12 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Definitely go.

You haven't seen Shirley live yet, right?

Trust me. Go.

8:01 PM  
Blogger mistress jolly said...

go, baby, go-go!!!!

2:05 PM  
Blogger Tim said...

omg... you had to sell the house on Lond Beach Island (is that like the OC!?!)... i SO can't be your friend right now...

;P

can you wink and stick your tongue out at the same time?

2:07 PM  
Blogger That's what she said...

Dude, I'm the Wars Battlefront II MASTER!! I'd OWN you in that game!

6:01 PM  

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