SHAUN (Pronounced as SHAUN)-This summer sucks big bantha balls.

My name is not Sean pronounced as "seen" or Shawn (pronounced Sha-WAN), it is Shaun pronounced as Shaun. Anyway, LOOKEY ITS LUKEY!

So, I now have a very bad ear infection of my ear canal due to my swimmer's ear. My left ear is completely clogged, swollen, and throbbing of stabbing pains. I still don't have my computer. Lukey says that Shirley has a saggy ass. Of course that's just in the dreamworld, Freddy isn't winning 10 bucks for second place at a beauty contest any time soon. So, we can forgive Lukey's perception of Shirley in the dream dimension. At the same time, Shirley still hasn't requested my presence as her sex slave. Hence, right now, it would seem that life is telling me to go fuck myself.

When the hell did I become purple and mutate into a stick figure, Patty-Cake? ;)