The Quinn Family Vacation Saga Episode III-This pizza better taste REAL FUCKING good yo.

Friday, I forget when. I think last week. I'm depressed cause I can't see Shirley. Because I have no computer and can't write anything I planned to do this summer, I waste my time playing games on the X-box. I beat Jade Empire, playing the role of some ripped steroid taking half naked Asian dude fighting ghosts and saving an empire from the evil clutches of my former master. This shit happens all the time in my real life so it was real easy to beat. The family wants to do something together. Great, we've only been up each other's asses all week. So we decide on a movie. We travel in the Quinnmobile so the Palisades Mall to the theater there. Basically in Rockland we have a giant rock and a giant mall. Anyway, my sister wants to see The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. I enjoyed it as did we all. Usually, someone falls asleep or gets pissed off saying, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?!@!@1" Then, we go to Martios Pizza. They make brick oven pizza but the wait is over twenty minutes. My Dad gets pissy and says lets go, we'll eat pizza somewhere else. "WHAT THE FUCK! I WANT BRICK OVEN PIZZA!!@!@!" "If this pizza tastes like horse shit on a hot day, I'll be very unhappy". My sister then closes the door on my brother's foot. He gets pissy. It was an accident of course. We go to get pizza, which tastes really good. I buy V for Vendetta on dvd with the comic...graphic novel.... included. I allow my father not to feel my wrath. The End.

P.S. My Mom writes with her finger on the table of the pizza place. She spells out shave since I had this Duke beard. I spell out, "fuck off". I'm channeling the essence of Sir Shag a Lot.