Random Useless Facts/Statements:Epsiode II (OMG O NOESZLOL!@l!@13L5425654Y 74)

Scientists recently discovered the Gates of Heaven are located in the fiery chasm in between Shirley Manson's legs.

My monitor broke and I had to buy a new one.

It's a pretty flat screen one that now shows female's body parts in astounding resolution.

The above picture is sort of turning me on.

Duke Erikson and Steve Marker challenged Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel to a Badass Showdown. When Norris and Diesel showed up, they could not take the badassness of Duke and Steve. They then proceeded to explode in millions of pieces. Duke and Steve stayed around though. Norris and Diesel then exploded again, into billions of pieces.

After World War III and the Eugenics Wars of 1996 Earth that left the entire planet decimated with close to a billion dead, the first warp ship was built and the first flight conducted. First contact with an alien species occured in 2063, altering the history of Earth forever.

This blog entry is still entirely pointless and you really need to go outside.

For the World of Warcraft expansion, the new Blood Elf race's dance moves are modeled after the Napoleon Dynamite film.

Very Random/Useless Statements and Facts-Episode I. (OH NOEESZZZ!@!?@!)

George W. Bush has no heart.http://noheart.ytmnd.com/

Spongebob tells Bush what went wrong but why it's ok.http://gbob.ytmnd.com/

The blog entry is pointless and merely robs you of your precious time on this planet.

The Blood Elves link to magic was corrupted forever when Prince Arthas, the fallen Death Knight, used their mystical Sunwell to reanimate the murdered necromancer Kel'Thuzad into an Undead Lich.

Shirley Manson is Scottish, a sex goddess, and a wonder to the human race. O RLY? YA RLY.

Darth Bane changed the Sith Code after the near destruction of the Dark Lords of the Sith, that only two Sith will exist at any one time until the time is right for the revenge of the Sith. He bestowed the title of Darth on future Sith after him and decreed that only two should exist, no more no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.

Butch Vig is a genius. O RLY? YA RLY.

These pics of the chicks in my blog make me feel kind of funny below the belly button.

Godzilla is a hybrid of a T-Rex and Stegosarus.

To Be Continued....

I have to Worry about Apocalpytic Doom in Virtual Life Now Too.

The Undead Scourge have set in motion a large scale invasion of Azeroth and the whole world is now locked in combat with the Lich, Kel'Thuzad. Floating Necropolises teleport Undead soldiers against major cities, including the last Human Kingdom of Azeroth, Stormwind City. Luckily, I don't have to worry about walking around and dying in real life. Uh... never mind......

Happy Birthday to Me.

Today is my birthday. I turned 25 at 12:56 A.M. It was on this date, 25 years ago, that my Mommy and Daddy experienced their mid-life crisis. For my birthday, my Mom remembered to wish me happy birthday and our cat, Jody, did too. She said, "Say hello to Shaun!" At which point Jody said, "MEOW!" So my cat remembers too. My birthday so far has consisted of me power washing our deck in order for it to be repainted. I AM HAVING A FUCKING BLAST SO FAR ITS LIKE HOLY SHIT. Anyway, I got presents yesterday, got all the Next Generation Trek films on Dvd to complete my Trek movie collection, plus got a Star Wars comic companion book which should really help impressing the ladies. Chocolate cake makes me sick now so, uh yeah thats all there is to say about that. To celebrate my birthday, someone should either clone or fix a love potion for me in order to have the women you see above and below you. Thank you.

"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy"

Since we are all in Bush bashing mood, you can head on over to this cool wesbite for shirts and other assorted goodies:http://www.cafepress.com/beatbushgear/615322 The link though is to my favorite and confirms that someone actually would listen to my psychohistory paper. At the end of Revenge of the Sith, right before the epic duel between Anakin/Vader and Obi-Wan, they of course have a nice chat before proceeding to disembowel each other. Anyway, Anakin tells Obi-Wan, "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy". ZOMG SOUND FAMILIAR?!?!? To which Obi-Wan replies, "Only a Sith deals in absolutes". Hence the t-shirt you see on the website. I have to get one now.

"Homogenized?...No Way....I Like the Ladies"-Tauren Male

Greetings from the land of uh..New York. It is very hot here and my threadmill broke. Hence, I must now take walks in the fucking heat in order to keep fit and not eat hot dogs and potato chips everyday, becoming a Jabba the Hutt monstrosity. Wait...where do girls pee out of Kelly?!?!?!??! I MUST KNOW! NOW!

Anyway, I think I did well for the most part in school. I got a B+ in one class and hopefully A+ in all the others. I cut one class on Tuesday night for my psych class in order to go to a hockey game with my Dad and the evil bitch teacher proceeded to tell everyone that our midterm would be designed so that a 12 year old could pass it. Of course, the next week, its nothing but essays. Its like OMGWTF TOTALLY!!! NUT FAIRD!!!! L;LOLOLOLOL!!!!@1212121

I finished my independent research project for my Professor which ended up being 50 pages long. Its an epic bold masterpiece that you can read on the toilet and if it sucks, makes good toilet paper at the same time. That alone should give me an A+. ROFL!@!@!@!11

On a side note, while playing World of Warcraft, I noticed two female characters named Deadkelli (Undead) and Lukey (Tauren). You guys not telling me something?