"Yes Master" "I don't wanna"- Two Headed Ogre

Luckily, two headed ogres are stupid and do what they're told when you click on them to do something. Those fat bastards can kill Humans and Elves with their bare fists. They also have a lot of gas too...

When we were moving, I found my grandfather's old 16mm projector with a speaker and reels. He used to work for NBC as a courier; I found a NBC carrier box and a reel that says "Assignment in India". I'm taking to to my college and try to get all this stuff to work. I also found this really old player that play movies; these video cassettes are the size of a medium size cardboard box. I remember watching movies on it when I was really young. Anyway, I donated this stuff to the college and could even have a place with my name on it. I will die and my legacy will be that I donated ancient, obsolete technology to a community college. Truthfully though, I could become an assistant professor in the communications department if I really wanted to in the future. It's something to seriously think about in case I really do end up directing porn films for a living or my therapy career goes down the shitter when my patients jump off bridges.

I've taken a mini-break from World of Warcraft to play...Warcraft III and....Warcraft II. War 2 came out in '95 and was one of the first computer games I ever played. I havent' been able to play it in ages due to the fact that it's a DOS game. I have tons of games from my childhood that I haven't played in more than a decade that just don't run on XP. Anyway, I downloaded these DOS emulators and can play my old games now. Can't believe I didn't think to look sooner. My childhood is flashing before my eyes. Some of these games are classic-I can play all my old Star Wars and Star Trek games. That reminds me- I can get a job at Blizzard or Lucasarts and help design computer games. That's if- my directing career consists of movies that are used to torture suspected terrorists, my students are considered borderline mentally challenged, my patients try to blow up my house and lastly, McDonalds is not as fulfilling as I always thought it would be.

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