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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

When there's no more room in Hell-the dead will walk the Earth.

Hopefully, that won't happen in my or your lifetimes. This blog will detail the past few months of stress, strife, mental anguish, family turmoil and illumination.

Back in December, a long festering family drama came to a head. My uncle, who owned half of our family house, planned to sell the house at auction in late January. My Mom insisted nothing would happen, even though we all knew what would happen. I told Special K and Patty-Jar Pinks about my Mother and I don't think I'd feel too comfortable putting this in a public forum. (LOL PEOEPLE RED THESE SHITE?!?!??!?) Anyway, this past semester was my last and I needed to complete my Senior Capstone for graduation. So, during my last semester of school, I had to deal with with this dilemma while trying to take that damn fucking class where I had to read and write lots and lots and lots of shit. (LOL FUCK PARAGRAPHS AND SPEELING) We didn't hear anything for a few months after the auction took place. We didn't know what the hell was going on. It was only when some guy showed up saying the owner's of the house needed pictures of the pool that we knew. The house was sold and we had to find a new house. This whole thing had been going on for five years and it the culmination of almost a whole lifelong saga. The whole enmeshment of this sort of mental breakdown of my family got shattered and reborn. Now, I am writing this in my new room, in my new house. We moved in on my birthday, which sort of sucked. My room though is a huge upgrade- lots of room for lots of crap. I finished school and was able to get everything packed on time. I very much did list certain boxes-"SHAUN-PORNO-FRAGILE". Now, I'm in some sort of relaxed mode- although I feel a little disoriented. This is a new beginning for me and my family. The best part if I can clear off my desk so I can write on it- (I'm currently writing a screenplay about a bunch of lesbian hookers who go on violent rampages and then have lots of sex afterwards- It's called- "Crazy Violent Naked Lesbian Redheaded Hookers" It might even be a three parter- the story is just too big to tell in one movie.

Love,
Shaun

P.S. I'm back.

3 Comments:

Blogger Kelly said...

You're adorable. :)

I hope your family can move past everything that's happened; and I hope things get better.

None of your porn got lost in the move, did it??!?!1 omg wtf lol

9:15 AM  
Blogger That's what she said...

"Crazy Violent Naked Lesbian Redheaded Hookers" That's the best title EVAR ZOMG!!

It sucks that you and your family went through all that shit, but you sound like things are better now, so maybe you'll be better off this way. :) At least now you can log into blogger!! :D

9:21 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

Welcome back!

8:36 PM  

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