Life is starting to say, "Fuck You"

Things are going very badly at home. Inter-family fighting is reaching its boiling point and everything could go to hell by the end of the month. Either everything goes well and I have nothing to worry about, or everything goes horrifically bad and I lose almost everything. It's too damn personal to write in case people I don't know read this. (LOLZ POEPLE RED THESE>!@!>@) So, if I seem distracted, I haven't turned into an asshole. Only time will tell.

P.S. Virtual life is just as violent and uncertain as real life. George Bush rules in fake life too!!


The Dark Portal Opens: War Unleashed Upon Azeroth


Azeroth is under attack! Horrific creatures are swarming from a suddenly active Dark Portal and have rampaged into the Blasted Lands. Defenders from Nethergarde Keep have scrambled to meet the enemy head-on. However, even with the assistance of reinforcements from the ever-vigilant Argent Dawn, the forces of Azeroth need your help! Not much is known of the invasion at this early stage, but early reports from the battlefront describe wave after wave of demonic attackers charging from the Dark Portal. It is also reported that Lord Kazzak was seen departing through the Dark Portal. In his stead he has left his minion, Highlord Kruul, to sow fear and confusion among the defenders. Accompanied by a host of infernals, Kruul has been seen near a number of major cities in Azeroth, along with the following outdoor areas:
Hinterlands
Eastern Plaguelands
Winterspring
Stranglethorn Vale
Azshara
Silithus
Searing Gorge Not even the elite forces of the Argent Dawn have dared attack Kruul directly. Only a large and well-coordinated group of adventurers might stand a chance of defeating him.

(FUCK YOU I'M TOO BUSY LEVELING MY ALTS AND DOWNLOADING PORN!!!)

Since I need cheering up, I'm bringing back and old game:


"You think you can pwn me, noob? I'll kick you ass as bad as my male groupies".




"When the fuck is this shit going to be over with"?



Queen: "So, Butch noobed out on us and got the whole party killed".
Steve: "It was pretty funny".
Duke: "Not really, my repair bill was huge".
Butch: "It wasn't even my fault, fuck this, I'm gone."