Happy Kwanza! My kwanza ruled! How was your kwanza?

What the hell is Kwanza?

My best friend, Karl, has become such a degenerate addicted loser that he let me borrow his old desktop computer so we can play World of Warcraft together. Mine might get fixed this week, everyone pray to Xenu that Mr. Compuer Guy comes over with the pirated Windows XP cd and fixes it. For the meantime, I am ruining his computer with lots porn related viruses. Christmas was ok, I already knew what I got so, yeah it was that type of Christmas. I got the Animated Star Trek series on DVD during the years between the original series and the films. Animated Spock=coolness. Plus, I got The Seven Samurai on DVD. Some shirts and a hat as well. I was finally able to get a haircut, so my sister says that I look somewhat presentable for a picture to be posted on my myspace. We will see. (I hadn't a haircut in close to four months)

So, I had to make a new character since Karl (a.k.a. Noob) wanted us to start together on our journey into pathetic loserdom. I made an Orc hunter named Borat and was able to tame a large, fat boar named Azamat. (If you haven't seen Borat, then never mind.) Good times had by all as he caused my death many times and his own as well. You have no idea how fun it is to cause your friend to get his ass kicked by a small horde of monsters and beasts.

Love,
Shaun