Beginner's Luck, Picking Fights With Ron Jeremy and Dealing With Asshole threshold.
I think my new firewall is blocking my pictures. Hold on ::elevator music::
Fuck it, I don't have patience for it. My cat is sleeping on my bed-except she is on my pillow.Today, I went to a crappy casino with the family and a bunch of degenerate gamblers. I won 150$ after only spending 50$. I picked a fight with this asshole who looked like an even creepier version of Ron Jeremy and cursed him off. Luckily, I didn't have to take out my lightsaber to defend myself. Seriously, I lost my cool for some reason because I just couldn't tolerate dickness any longer. My Dad and I totally could have beat the shit out of him though..... I'm not a tough guy, so I didn't have the balls to slug him and get arrested and fight off some guy named Bubba who wanted to anally rape me. I'm not into anal stimulation unlike a certain Scottish chick... (I read it in an interview-seriously)
I fixed my computer. I spent money on more RAM and a new version of Windows XP. Everything should be ok now. I am in debt now though. MONEY PLZ KTHXBAI U MAIL.
Big shit is happening right now. I need a reason to write something else so, that's the next blog entry.
Love,
Shaun
I'LL SHOW YOU PVP BITCH!-I should have send that to the guy.
posted by Shaun @ 6:48 PM
5 Comments:
You can work out your aggression at fight club!
My laptop decided to stop working. It's a pretty paperweight now.
I prefer not to think about Shirley taking it up the ass.
"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car." --Tyler Durden
patty, that's why men leave in the middle of the night.
lol
Gostei muito desse post e seu blog é muito interessante, vou passar por aqui sempre =) Depois dá uma passada lá no meu site, que é sobre o CresceNet, espero que goste. O endereço dele é http://www.provedorcrescenet.com . Um abraço.
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