Id rather be having sex with Shirley Manson and Natalie Portman and Gillian Anderson but instead Im writing in this blog.

Ok. So in case this blog entry sucks, having uber babes will soften the blow.
Anyway, it seems as if noone appreciates the sport of hockey. This is dismaying. Lukey though seemed to get it, going apeshit on people. What happened to my blog? Who posted on two entries ago and for some reason it was deleted? Why the hell am I not getting laid? Why isn't school over yet? When are my porno dvds coming in the mail? Why am I asking so many questions? Why can't I videotape Kelly and Jolly engaging in intimate relations? Why can't I find a battleground to enter during the day when I play World of Warcraft as my druid and shaman? What the fuck is the point of all this?
Why are my pictures moving when I type? Why isn't Patty mailing me videotapes of her in the shower? How come Jaime things football is cooler than hockey? Uh ok. More to report later. Asking questions is the key to wisdom. Remember that.

I'd Rather Be Having Sex With Laura Prepon and Shirley Manson, But Instead Im Writing In This Blog

I cut class last night. ZOMG! I watched an important hockey game that couldn't be missed. Plus, I was able to do work that actually meant something to me so the ends justifies the means or some shit like that. The Devils won the Atlantic Division so they shot all the way to third place in the Eastern Conference. Now they play the Rangers in the first round of the playoffs. Once they beat the Rangers in the playoffs, my entire life will have been complete. If they win the Stanley Cup and beat the Rangers, then it will be like having sex at the same time with the women above. My Spring break went by way too quick. School is almost over although Im probably going to take a Summer class. Its called "The Horror Film" which is self-explanatory and also as to why I want to take it. Anyway, laterz.

Id Rather be Having Sex With Shirley Manson but Instead Im Writing In This Blog.

You cant always do what you want to do. Which sucks of course. There are numerous reasons why:
1.) (And this may be a pretty big one) She doesn't know I exist on this planet.
2.) Uh...well yeah that pretty much sums it up big time. Anyway, Im on Spring break. I must use the time wisely though and not mold by the computer. My brother's assprint is permanently engraved on this seat as I speak. I had a cold so I haven't been able to exercise but these pics of the Queen is getting the blood flowing. BOOYA. So if its true that we have an eternal spirit and reincarnate when this life ends what would wish to become in the next life? I have many choices.
1.) Shirley Manson's panties. (Shirley doesn't always wear bras!)
2.) Laura Prepon's bra.
3.) George Lucas. (Im a genius and fucking rich!)
4.) Me. (WTF?)

I dont like Cheese. I Will Take Patty Over It as Well Any Day.

It is Saturday. 6:34 p.m. I am home alone almost. Do you know what this means?
PORNO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all.

Explanations and 12 Year Old Lingo (ex. OMG WTF LOLZ!@!@!)

Ok I try to just throw in some 12 year old lingo that I must try to understand when I play World of Warcraft for Lukey since she enjoys OMG WTF LOL. My brother now instead of telling me to shut the fuck up just says STFU, just saying the letters. This is how bad it has gotten. WTFPWN means in little brother speak that you clocked the hell out of someone and owned them. Some people say WTFBBQPWNED. Thats what I was doing with my friend, we are both level 60 and we took on level 12's cause we are brave and honorable Paladins. The other players were stupid enough to allow player vs. player combat to be allowed hence we killed them in one hit of the mace. The last thing I mentioned was the film Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers original cut was deemed too "dark" so it was reshot and reedited and turned into a big pile of horseshit. I was able to see the original version of the film which I really enjoyed and not really cant stand to watch the theatrical version. Ok. GTFO. (hehe....)

For Lukey:
HAEL NUB! (heal noob- meaning for a healing class to heal the injured player that some asshole whispers you when you dont heal fast enough)
ZOMG WTF LOL! (a variation of oh my god what the fuck laugh out loud!)

My brother created a black gnome with pink hair and beard and named him "OMGWTFLOLZ".
So that character is in honor of Lukey.

I want to become a Rider of Lohan

Theres a guild in

World of Warcraft called The Riders of Lohan and wouldnt mind joining cause they have the same wish that I have. (Am I going to Hell now) ?!?!?!?Anyway, I have a cold and don't feel very well at all. The semester is almost over, thank the Force and Im doing ok in all four classes. Fuck em though, they take away valuable time Id rather spend on other pursuits. (Actual things to expand my mind besides downloading Lindsay Lohan in a blue bikini candid photos and playing World of Warcraft). My friend and I raided the Crossroads in WoW and were able to WTFPWN level 12's and below who for some reason turn their player vs. player flag on and took them out in one hit. Then lvl 60 Horde showed up and kicked the shit out of us. It was very fun in a dirty dishonorable way. I was able to find the original cut of Halloween:The Curse of Michael Myers before they reedited it and turned it into a big pile of Tauren-shit. Now I really can't watch that movie anymore (not that I ever did). Ok see ya guys later.

Dedicated to Patty Cake.

How does Shirley know Im a noob at WoW???

Hello. My name is Shaun, people call me Shaun (unless you are my little brother, you call me words Im not supposed to say). I had a blog on Garbage.com cause I joined the website but I got kicked off for trying to film Shirley Manson taking a shower. I had one on Starwars.com but people usually just bitched about the prequels. Anyway, this is my new blog spot and Im writing because it fulfills a narcissistic need to be noticed. If you read this (HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?????????????) (ECHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) then ok then.

Dedicated to my friends, Kelly, Lukey, Jolly (I think she knows who I am) and Matt who made the STFU NOOB sign.