Kelly, Banthas are big weird elephant like creatures that Tusken Raiders use as mounts on Tatooine.

My ear is feeling better, I can sort of chew now due to a decreased swollen ear. I realized that I am blue not purple. Sorry Patty Jar. Cause then Jerry Falwell and Pay Robertson would blame me for Hell existing. LOOKEY, WHERE'S LUKEY??!?!?!? LOOKEY, Shirley surely has enough energy left over to allow me to charge up her loading ramp. (Got that from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II- best line ever). Does anyone have a spare motherboard? My parents are lost trying to find a house for a party that I can't go to since I feel like Bantha poodoo. So I could potentially be lost right now. Except Evangeline Lilly isn't there so it most likely wouldn't be worth it.

SHAUN (Pronounced as SHAUN)-This summer sucks big bantha balls.

My name is not Sean pronounced as "seen" or Shawn (pronounced Sha-WAN), it is Shaun pronounced as Shaun. Anyway, LOOKEY ITS LUKEY!

So, I now have a very bad ear infection of my ear canal due to my swimmer's ear. My left ear is completely clogged, swollen, and throbbing of stabbing pains. I still don't have my computer. Lukey says that Shirley has a saggy ass. Of course that's just in the dreamworld, Freddy isn't winning 10 bucks for second place at a beauty contest any time soon. So, we can forgive Lukey's perception of Shirley in the dream dimension. At the same time, Shirley still hasn't requested my presence as her sex slave. Hence, right now, it would seem that life is telling me to go fuck myself.

When the hell did I become purple and mutate into a stick figure, Patty-Cake? ;)

It feels weird not having any pictures to post. :(

Dad frowns on downloading porno on his computer. Something about how, "I don't want my computer to get all fucked up". I have no idea what he is talking about....

So the computer guy (that's his real name I think) was supposed to come to my house to attempt a resolution to my problem when he calls and says he can't find his Windows XP cd. So now I am stealing my progenitor's laptop in the hope he won't wake up and scream,"Where is my laptop?!?" while his eyes turn red and he starts shooting out Sith Lightning. Help! I have no defense to this, Jedi can't conjure lightning!!!!

Anyway, I am thinking of getting tickets for that thing in Atlantic City on August 11. It would have been cool if I had the shore house in Long Beach Island but we had to sell it after my Grandpa died. So it will be a three hour ride there, but you can still get really good tickets. I checked. Are any of you guys thinking of making the trek to the state that has produced 3 Stanley Cup Champion hockey teams, Laura Prepon, and the home of the Sopranos? Plus producing the Fluke-man? My sister wants to go, why I don't know. Perhaps due to extreme boredom with life. Anyway, it would be really cool if some of you were going. I'll be wearing my white Garbage shirt with either my white Devil hat or my black Vader hat.

I have no computer.

Hey everybody. My computer went to the outhouse and I am now writing this on my Dad's laptop. (Psst.... don't tell him) I don't have much access to this computer and I never thought my computer would have these many problems. It seems that Dell shipped me a lemon. A few weeks ago, Windows screwed up and I couldn't log in. When I tried to repair the missing file, it said there was no hard drive. My computer guy (I've memorized his phone number, when you memorized your computer guy technician you know you are fucked) then attempted to install a new hard drive, the same thing happened-windows wouldn't work and it couldn't detect a hard drive. Dell said my windows registry is corrupted. This guy says they need to replace the motherboard. Meanwhile, I have no computer. So that't the situation and will keep everyone up to date. Did you guys hear about Shirley in Atlantic City?