I have a Ganglion Cyst in my wrist. I think that's how its spelled. Yipee!!!!

I have to see a surgeon to get it removed. It doesn't hurt but it looks like I'm growing balls on my wrists now. I had some weird boil or infected ingrown hair on my armpit that I have to soak with hot compresses. My ear got infected which is ok now but the Doc said that my ears are impacted with ear wax. Never clean your ears with Q-tips. So, he basically put some TNT in my ear and blew it up. Actually, he just took some weird instrument and plucked it out. It seems that every single old game I have I can't play on the laptop. They crash at very bad times and I cant kick it or thrown it in the pool. I was playing Civilization II, doing well in my war against the Americans (they sneak attacked me so I had to put the smackdown on them) when it said "Civ II has committed an illegal operation. It will need to be shutdown". Great, no problem computer. I understand. Windows XP says all you need to do is enter compatibility mode for a previous Windows edition and everything is ok! Yeah, that works great motherfuckers! My computer guy failed to show up at my house yesterday to pick up my computer with the replacement motherboard and new hard drive. I need to talk to my therapist about my weird nostalgia phase with needing to play games that I played at a young lad.