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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Beginner's Luck, Picking Fights With Ron Jeremy and Dealing With Asshole threshold.





I think my new firewall is blocking my pictures. Hold on ::elevator music:: Fuck it, I don't have patience for it. My cat is sleeping on my bed-except she is on my pillow.

Today, I went to a crappy casino with the family and a bunch of degenerate gamblers. I won 150$ after only spending 50$. I picked a fight with this asshole who looked like an even creepier version of Ron Jeremy and cursed him off. Luckily, I didn't have to take out my lightsaber to defend myself. Seriously, I lost my cool for some reason because I just couldn't tolerate dickness any longer. My Dad and I totally could have beat the shit out of him though..... I'm not a tough guy, so I didn't have the balls to slug him and get arrested and fight off some guy named Bubba who wanted to anally rape me. I'm not into anal stimulation unlike a certain Scottish chick... (I read it in an interview-seriously)

I fixed my computer. I spent money on more RAM and a new version of Windows XP. Everything should be ok now. I am in debt now though. MONEY PLZ KTHXBAI U MAIL.

Big shit is happening right now. I need a reason to write something else so, that's the next blog entry.

Love,
Shaun

I'LL SHOW YOU PVP BITCH!-I should have send that to the guy.