"I'm blind-not deaf"

Last week, I embarked on a mini vacation with my family (a.k.a. psych ward patients in Rooms 456 and 457). Actually my blog enrtry from last summer is basically the same exact sequence of events as this time. I was horrid at golf this time around- I felt sort of sick the whole time. The beach sucked since it was high tide (which I don't mind) but Mom and Sis were bitching about the water. My Dad got his ass kicked by a wave and my emo, moody fuck brother got his ass kicked by multiple waves. This time, I got a cot for myself in the middle of the beds. When Dad started to snore up all the oxygen in the room, I couldn't stop laughing like a hyena. The hotel pool and jacuuzi was very nice. I dared Joey to take his pants off in the jacuuzi to see what it felt like but no go. Next year, we should plan to go to the Jersey shore together. Once you go to New Jersey, there is nothing left to see in the world. I am very serious. About seeing you guys-and about New Jersey being the Mecca of Earth. (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

I got the Tell Me Where it Hurts stuff Monday and the promo disc as well. I really enjoy both songs now that I heard them on my headphones. The making of documentary for the video was cool. Butch said about the dude in the video-he had sex with Shirley Manson for a night- now he's blind and in a wheelchair. The promo disc has the guitar version and the orchestral version. It's on youtube I think-the two versions of TMWIH. Absolute Garbage-I'm waiting in the mail from Amazon. I'm super excited- even though I already have heard everything. I want to see the documentary footage really.

We are babysitting a family friend's daughter. She's two month's old-all she does is stare at me. I've grown quite fond of her. I make stupid faces and she smiles. Easy.

MosKOE or MosCOW?
Discuss.

"Yes Master" "I don't wanna"- Two Headed Ogre

Luckily, two headed ogres are stupid and do what they're told when you click on them to do something. Those fat bastards can kill Humans and Elves with their bare fists. They also have a lot of gas too...

When we were moving, I found my grandfather's old 16mm projector with a speaker and reels. He used to work for NBC as a courier; I found a NBC carrier box and a reel that says "Assignment in India". I'm taking to to my college and try to get all this stuff to work. I also found this really old player that play movies; these video cassettes are the size of a medium size cardboard box. I remember watching movies on it when I was really young. Anyway, I donated this stuff to the college and could even have a place with my name on it. I will die and my legacy will be that I donated ancient, obsolete technology to a community college. Truthfully though, I could become an assistant professor in the communications department if I really wanted to in the future. It's something to seriously think about in case I really do end up directing porn films for a living or my therapy career goes down the shitter when my patients jump off bridges.

I've taken a mini-break from World of Warcraft to play...Warcraft III and....Warcraft II. War 2 came out in '95 and was one of the first computer games I ever played. I havent' been able to play it in ages due to the fact that it's a DOS game. I have tons of games from my childhood that I haven't played in more than a decade that just don't run on XP. Anyway, I downloaded these DOS emulators and can play my old games now. Can't believe I didn't think to look sooner. My childhood is flashing before my eyes. Some of these games are classic-I can play all my old Star Wars and Star Trek games. That reminds me- I can get a job at Blizzard or Lucasarts and help design computer games. That's if- my directing career consists of movies that are used to torture suspected terrorists, my students are considered borderline mentally challenged, my patients try to blow up my house and lastly, McDonalds is not as fulfilling as I always thought it would be.

:P

Show Gno Mercy.

Our central air conditioning is broken. It is hot in here. Like a red hot kitchen.

Female Gnomes are the reason why I made an Alliance character. Ask Ellie and Patty.

I am currently watching The Twilight Zone on the Sc-Fi channel. I looked under my bed and discovered an entire civilization of dust mites. They showed me around their cities and said not to vacuum under there.

I preordered the Tell Me Where it Hurts single (cd/dvd/vinyl) on ebay and the Absolute Garbage goodies on Amazon.com. We now have a mailbox-so it will come straight to my house. (I've never had a mailbox in my entire existence-long story).

I have nothing more amazing and profound to say.