Happy Kwanza! My kwanza ruled! How was your kwanza?

What the hell is Kwanza?

My best friend, Karl, has become such a degenerate addicted loser that he let me borrow his old desktop computer so we can play World of Warcraft together. Mine might get fixed this week, everyone pray to Xenu that Mr. Compuer Guy comes over with the pirated Windows XP cd and fixes it. For the meantime, I am ruining his computer with lots porn related viruses. Christmas was ok, I already knew what I got so, yeah it was that type of Christmas. I got the Animated Star Trek series on DVD during the years between the original series and the films. Animated Spock=coolness. Plus, I got The Seven Samurai on DVD. Some shirts and a hat as well. I was finally able to get a haircut, so my sister says that I look somewhat presentable for a picture to be posted on my myspace. We will see. (I hadn't a haircut in close to four months)

So, I had to make a new character since Karl (a.k.a. Noob) wanted us to start together on our journey into pathetic loserdom. I made an Orc hunter named Borat and was able to tame a large, fat boar named Azamat. (If you haven't seen Borat, then never mind.) Good times had by all as he caused my death many times and his own as well. You have no idea how fun it is to cause your friend to get his ass kicked by a small horde of monsters and beasts.

Love,
Shaun

I don't have my computer yet. I still have to pay for my WoW account even though I can't play. I miss my Porno. How is your life?

I might (BIG HUGE MUTHAFUCKING MIGHT) have my computer back on Monday or Tuesday, considering he gets the disc this weekend and he comes to my house on Monday or Tuesday and (AND) he is able to repair the problems in Windows. So I am writing this on my progenitor's laptop. I have to finish my paper for my short story class, school ends on Monday night. My best friend just got addicted to World of Warcraft (I told him to say goodbye to his girlfriend if she refuses to play) so he now needs my help since he is an even bigger noob than I am. He told me he spent hours dying and running back in spirt form to his corpse; not even I did that I don't think. I'm listening to Deadwood right now, Shirley is saying "The only one" at the end but something else that I can't figure out. Fuck! I got my ears cleaned from ear wax; my hearing should be fucking stellar! Anyway, I was able to finish my film project for my film class and noone showed up to class to watch it. My prof said it was really good, but that it could be even better and focused if I shorten it and do different things with the text. Taking constructive criticism is something I am getting better at. (FUCK YOU ITS BRILLANT AND WHAT I WANTED TO CONVEY I AM A FUCKING GENIUS FUCK YOU I AM A FILM GOD IM NOT CHANING A GODDAMN THING)

See ya later,
Shaun

Technology has fucked me in a to the s to the s (is that how it goes?) again.

I don't have my computer. My brother broke it again. I'm waiting to try to get the pirated Windows version on cd to try and repair it. I am not being a distant prick, but I don't have access to the laptop like I did during the evil summer. Anyway, wish me luck.