The internet is a series of tubes. That's a lot of tubes. I like you. I like sex. Is nice.

Hello. My name is Shaun. I make liquid explosions to pictures of Shirley Manson. I like. Why not?

Sorry if my myspace still fucks up your internet explorer, I thought it was ok since it loads right up for me. Before I just got used to the white nothingness. I thought it was pretty cool since it reminded me of THX-1138. I will delete more movies.

The video deck works at school. It only took two months. I took out the camera again and plan to film new scenes for my shitty sequel to my shitty first film. I need my brother's help which could destroy the production since he crashed our broken sit down lawn mover into the shed. Well not really, we pushed and he steered-right into the where the doors weren't. I'm fully expecting the lighting now to be fucked up. Plus, I'll be sued for royalties from Shirley and the boys, John Carpenter, and a bunch of other people for using their music without their permission. I'll need to find a job to pay that bill off soon, I guess. I want to post it on youtube, except I put it on dvd and it opens in different folders or some shit. I have to piece it together, so then you can see if it is sleep inducing or just tedious self indulgent crap. I made it for you guys since you will understand how I tried to tell the story using music that you are very familar with. Anyway, that is in the works. I forgot that I'm going to be sued also since I used the title of Halloween 9, which is now being made by Rob Zombie to further fuck up the franchise. I can fuck it up since only 7 people are going to see it. I do want to shoot in widescreen and do a "shadow" sequence where you see nothing but people's shadows moving on screen. (It was in a Tales from the Crypt comic story, so its something worhy to rip off) If you want to do a nude shower sequence, I will allow screen time for that as well. That reminds me. I saw very low resolution pictures of Gillian Anderson naked in a shower in her new film. That is why I haven't blogged in awhile. I've been really busy.................

I wasted a lot of money on Amazon.com buying digital videos and books. I need to study different directors to rip off their visual style. Anyway, Love you.


Da Shaun G Show

P.S. I tried to call Patty on her cell phone to say, "Hi. I'd like to order two plain pizza pies please. Do you deliver?" She would say, "Who the fuck is this?" I would say, "This isn't Patty's Pizza Place?"