Beginner's Luck, Picking Fights With Ron Jeremy and Dealing With Asshole threshold.

I think my new firewall is blocking my pictures. Hold on ::elevator music:: Fuck it, I don't have patience for it. My cat is sleeping on my bed-except she is on my pillow.

Today, I went to a crappy casino with the family and a bunch of degenerate gamblers. I won 150$ after only spending 50$. I picked a fight with this asshole who looked like an even creepier version of Ron Jeremy and cursed him off. Luckily, I didn't have to take out my lightsaber to defend myself. Seriously, I lost my cool for some reason because I just couldn't tolerate dickness any longer. My Dad and I totally could have beat the shit out of him though..... I'm not a tough guy, so I didn't have the balls to slug him and get arrested and fight off some guy named Bubba who wanted to anally rape me. I'm not into anal stimulation unlike a certain Scottish chick... (I read it in an interview-seriously)

I fixed my computer. I spent money on more RAM and a new version of Windows XP. Everything should be ok now. I am in debt now though. MONEY PLZ KTHXBAI U MAIL.

Big shit is happening right now. I need a reason to write something else so, that's the next blog entry.

Love,
Shaun

I'LL SHOW YOU PVP BITCH!-I should have send that to the guy.

"I'm blind-not deaf"

Last week, I embarked on a mini vacation with my family (a.k.a. psych ward patients in Rooms 456 and 457). Actually my blog enrtry from last summer is basically the same exact sequence of events as this time. I was horrid at golf this time around- I felt sort of sick the whole time. The beach sucked since it was high tide (which I don't mind) but Mom and Sis were bitching about the water. My Dad got his ass kicked by a wave and my emo, moody fuck brother got his ass kicked by multiple waves. This time, I got a cot for myself in the middle of the beds. When Dad started to snore up all the oxygen in the room, I couldn't stop laughing like a hyena. The hotel pool and jacuuzi was very nice. I dared Joey to take his pants off in the jacuuzi to see what it felt like but no go. Next year, we should plan to go to the Jersey shore together. Once you go to New Jersey, there is nothing left to see in the world. I am very serious. About seeing you guys-and about New Jersey being the Mecca of Earth. (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

I got the Tell Me Where it Hurts stuff Monday and the promo disc as well. I really enjoy both songs now that I heard them on my headphones. The making of documentary for the video was cool. Butch said about the dude in the video-he had sex with Shirley Manson for a night- now he's blind and in a wheelchair. The promo disc has the guitar version and the orchestral version. It's on youtube I think-the two versions of TMWIH. Absolute Garbage-I'm waiting in the mail from Amazon. I'm super excited- even though I already have heard everything. I want to see the documentary footage really.

We are babysitting a family friend's daughter. She's two month's old-all she does is stare at me. I've grown quite fond of her. I make stupid faces and she smiles. Easy.

MosKOE or MosCOW?
Discuss.

"Yes Master" "I don't wanna"- Two Headed Ogre

Luckily, two headed ogres are stupid and do what they're told when you click on them to do something. Those fat bastards can kill Humans and Elves with their bare fists. They also have a lot of gas too...

When we were moving, I found my grandfather's old 16mm projector with a speaker and reels. He used to work for NBC as a courier; I found a NBC carrier box and a reel that says "Assignment in India". I'm taking to to my college and try to get all this stuff to work. I also found this really old player that play movies; these video cassettes are the size of a medium size cardboard box. I remember watching movies on it when I was really young. Anyway, I donated this stuff to the college and could even have a place with my name on it. I will die and my legacy will be that I donated ancient, obsolete technology to a community college. Truthfully though, I could become an assistant professor in the communications department if I really wanted to in the future. It's something to seriously think about in case I really do end up directing porn films for a living or my therapy career goes down the shitter when my patients jump off bridges.

I've taken a mini-break from World of Warcraft to play...Warcraft III and....Warcraft II. War 2 came out in '95 and was one of the first computer games I ever played. I havent' been able to play it in ages due to the fact that it's a DOS game. I have tons of games from my childhood that I haven't played in more than a decade that just don't run on XP. Anyway, I downloaded these DOS emulators and can play my old games now. Can't believe I didn't think to look sooner. My childhood is flashing before my eyes. Some of these games are classic-I can play all my old Star Wars and Star Trek games. That reminds me- I can get a job at Blizzard or Lucasarts and help design computer games. That's if- my directing career consists of movies that are used to torture suspected terrorists, my students are considered borderline mentally challenged, my patients try to blow up my house and lastly, McDonalds is not as fulfilling as I always thought it would be.

:P

Show Gno Mercy.

Our central air conditioning is broken. It is hot in here. Like a red hot kitchen.

Female Gnomes are the reason why I made an Alliance character. Ask Ellie and Patty.

I am currently watching The Twilight Zone on the Sc-Fi channel. I looked under my bed and discovered an entire civilization of dust mites. They showed me around their cities and said not to vacuum under there.

I preordered the Tell Me Where it Hurts single (cd/dvd/vinyl) on ebay and the Absolute Garbage goodies on Amazon.com. We now have a mailbox-so it will come straight to my house. (I've never had a mailbox in my entire existence-long story).

I have nothing more amazing and profound to say.

"All we know is...it is silent...and deadly....."

So, I am enjoying having the computer in my own room. Masturbating has been revolutionized. LOL RANDOM.



Anyway, we thought we had lost two of our kitties when we moved. I knew Jody had to be hiding somewhere in our house, but she hid really good. My Mom and sister were in tears- we finally found her in the storage room, hiding in the frigging wall. Crisis averted. Still, the thought of losing my cat was a horrible feeling to have for a few hours.



It's really hot here. Luckily, this house has central air conditioning. I also have a fan in my room. Weird to be comfortable in my own room. Every summer in the old house; Africa in my room, North Pole in the dining room. Some pics below.

I got my cool tabard documenting my role in the Battle for the Dark Portal- It impresses the chicks.

Shirley in Blood Elf form.

Jesus was a Shaman. AND AN ORC?!?!?!? The real Da Vinci Code.
(I'm using my water walking spell, please excuse my crappy computer)

When there's no more room in Hell-the dead will walk the Earth.

Hopefully, that won't happen in my or your lifetimes. This blog will detail the past few months of stress, strife, mental anguish, family turmoil and illumination.

Back in December, a long festering family drama came to a head. My uncle, who owned half of our family house, planned to sell the house at auction in late January. My Mom insisted nothing would happen, even though we all knew what would happen. I told Special K and Patty-Jar Pinks about my Mother and I don't think I'd feel too comfortable putting this in a public forum. (LOL PEOEPLE RED THESE SHITE?!?!??!?) Anyway, this past semester was my last and I needed to complete my Senior Capstone for graduation. So, during my last semester of school, I had to deal with with this dilemma while trying to take that damn fucking class where I had to read and write lots and lots and lots of shit. (LOL FUCK PARAGRAPHS AND SPEELING) We didn't hear anything for a few months after the auction took place. We didn't know what the hell was going on. It was only when some guy showed up saying the owner's of the house needed pictures of the pool that we knew. The house was sold and we had to find a new house. This whole thing had been going on for five years and it the culmination of almost a whole lifelong saga. The whole enmeshment of this sort of mental breakdown of my family got shattered and reborn. Now, I am writing this in my new room, in my new house. We moved in on my birthday, which sort of sucked. My room though is a huge upgrade- lots of room for lots of crap. I finished school and was able to get everything packed on time. I very much did list certain boxes-"SHAUN-PORNO-FRAGILE". Now, I'm in some sort of relaxed mode- although I feel a little disoriented. This is a new beginning for me and my family. The best part if I can clear off my desk so I can write on it- (I'm currently writing a screenplay about a bunch of lesbian hookers who go on violent rampages and then have lots of sex afterwards- It's called- "Crazy Violent Naked Lesbian Redheaded Hookers" It might even be a three parter- the story is just too big to tell in one movie.

Love,
Shaun

P.S. I'm back.

Life is starting to say, "Fuck You"

Things are going very badly at home. Inter-family fighting is reaching its boiling point and everything could go to hell by the end of the month. Either everything goes well and I have nothing to worry about, or everything goes horrifically bad and I lose almost everything. It's too damn personal to write in case people I don't know read this. (LOLZ POEPLE RED THESE>!@!>@) So, if I seem distracted, I haven't turned into an asshole. Only time will tell.

P.S. Virtual life is just as violent and uncertain as real life. George Bush rules in fake life too!!


The Dark Portal Opens: War Unleashed Upon Azeroth


Azeroth is under attack! Horrific creatures are swarming from a suddenly active Dark Portal and have rampaged into the Blasted Lands. Defenders from Nethergarde Keep have scrambled to meet the enemy head-on. However, even with the assistance of reinforcements from the ever-vigilant Argent Dawn, the forces of Azeroth need your help! Not much is known of the invasion at this early stage, but early reports from the battlefront describe wave after wave of demonic attackers charging from the Dark Portal. It is also reported that Lord Kazzak was seen departing through the Dark Portal. In his stead he has left his minion, Highlord Kruul, to sow fear and confusion among the defenders. Accompanied by a host of infernals, Kruul has been seen near a number of major cities in Azeroth, along with the following outdoor areas:
Hinterlands
Eastern Plaguelands
Winterspring
Stranglethorn Vale
Azshara
Silithus
Searing Gorge Not even the elite forces of the Argent Dawn have dared attack Kruul directly. Only a large and well-coordinated group of adventurers might stand a chance of defeating him.

(FUCK YOU I'M TOO BUSY LEVELING MY ALTS AND DOWNLOADING PORN!!!)

Since I need cheering up, I'm bringing back and old game:


"You think you can pwn me, noob? I'll kick you ass as bad as my male groupies".




"When the fuck is this shit going to be over with"?



Queen: "So, Butch noobed out on us and got the whole party killed".
Steve: "It was pretty funny".
Duke: "Not really, my repair bill was huge".
Butch: "It wasn't even my fault, fuck this, I'm gone."